Red Eyes,
There will be a party this weekend at Tom Buist’s house (1588 Queen Terrace: 1/4 mile west off US 1 on Parkway, right at first light then first right) to celebrate the departure of “Stone Hands” Williams. In honor of Cletus we will be having our first Beer Olympics (don’t worry about the details just be ready to drink). Registration for this much awaited competition will be from 2 - 330 with competitions beginning at 4. We will be grilling hot dogs and hamburgers around 6-630 and will provide one keg but it is recommended to bring a hurricane supply of beer as many alcoholics will be present. Come at any time if you just want to drink and Tom’s pool will be open for all, especially female skinny dippers and midgets of all kind. This will be Steve’s second to last weekend so come watch him vomit all over himself (there will be an award for first to hurl). Steve would like his leopard skin thong back so whoever has it please bring it by. Any questions call Tom or myself 321 626 1161.
Chandler
Happy Hour tonight at Meg’s, let’s meet at 4:30, get the weekend started off right.
Party at Tom’s Saturday. Since Tom and Chandler ae probably too forgetful to send directions:
From US 1, turn west on Parkway, take a right at the first light, take your first right, and their house is the two story white house on the left.
See you there.
V
