An Irish guy decides to travel to Florida on vacation.
On his first night he goes to the local Irish Pub and Mary, (the Irish barmaid) takes his order, 1 pint of Guinness and notices his Irish accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to come back to his hotel and have sex with him.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for the dirty deed. Mary is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again orders another Guinness and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $ 200. She figures in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the night before - so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar. But this night he just orders his Guinnesss and goes and sits in the corner by himself.
Mary ( a little disappointed ) thinks that maybe she should give him more attention, and maybe she can skank some more cash out of him, so she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from and he tells her Dublin.
” So am I…” she says. “…What suburb of Dublin?”
“Donnybrook” he says.
“That’s amazing…” she says, “…so am I, what street?”
“Dame Street” he says.
“This is unbelievable…” she says, “…what number?”
He says “Number 20” and she is astonished.
“You are not going to believe this…” she says, “…I’m from number 22 and my parents still live there!”
“I know…” he says “…your father gave me $1,000 to give to you!”
He who drinks Irish - thinks Irish!
by a wise ole Irish Prop
Posted by Pedro at December 2, 2003 01:27 PM